Here’s 25 Pants-Shrinking Reasons Why You Should Be Following The Spectacular Cambria Joy On Instagram
I don’t know a lot about Cambria Joy besides she’s absolutely stunning. I do know she has a super chill name. Her last name is “Joy,” and by just looking at her she absolutely brings you joy. And her first name is Cambria, which is nifty because the band Coheed and Cambria used to be cool. They had that “A Favor House Atlantic” song. “The Suffering” was a catchy ditty, as so was “Blood Red Summer.” But this isn’t a celebration of old Coheed and Cambria songs like “Welcome Home,” it’s a gallery of glorious Cambria Joy photos. So without further adieu, here’s the wonder woman who deserves your attention, Miss Cambria Joy.
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge because Cambria is so exciting.
Cambria seems like a woman who understands the value of a high thread count.
Ugh. I’m so tired of the scintillating Cambria stealing my shirts and not giving them back.
J.J. Abrams just jizzed his shorts.