Courtney Stodden Is About To Get A Giant Spankin- No Not Like That You Pervert, Her Mom Is PISSED About That Sex Tape

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Is this really what it took to break the camel’s back? A sex tape? “Oh sweetie, everything was cupcakes and lollipops when I essentially sold you as a child bride to that douchebag from The Green Mile, and all your bikini photos are Instagram are just darling…but I’m lactose intolerant, so I just can’t handle your sex tape. Too much ice cream. It gave me the farts.” That’s what I imagine Courtney Stodden’s mom, Krista Keller, said to Courtney when she decided to professionally split from her. They’re still related, obviously, but Keller is no longer Stodden’s manager.

Because she was doing such a bang-up job in the first place, really.

According to Us Magazine, a publication I swear to Christ I never read prior to being employed here (a fact that makes me constantly question the direction my life is currently in):

“On May 22 I resigned as Courtney’s manager/momager,” Keller, 55, tells Us in a statement. “I love my daughter very much, but I decided to step down due to serious creative differences.”

As for the reason why Keller split, well…duh.

The 20-year-old’s husband, Doug Hutchison, 55, also helps to manage his wife’s career. Keller would not comment on her daughter’s recently released sex tape, and though she wouldn’t confirm that it was the reason she stepped down as Stodden’s manager, she told us “I think you can figure out why.”

“It’s very disappointing because I felt that things were not being done the way I felt they should be done,” Keller added. “I think there was interference there and not in the best interest of her career. I’m not putting people down, I’m just saying I wish things would have gone differently in the last 6 months in her career and as far as the decision making, I feel as the manager, I should have been respected and listened to.”

Let us all observe a moment of silence for what was once the greatest mom-child-bride-cash-cow of all time. No, Kim Kardashian and Kriss Jenner don’t count. Kim wasn’t a child bride, just a sloppy cow in a sex tape. There’s a difference silly!

[H/T Fox News and Us Magazine]

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