Here’s Your First NSFW Clip From Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape

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Get ready to press your mute button Bros, because hearing Courtney Stodden talk is the equivalent of chopping off your dick with a pair of rusty scissors – a complete boner killer.

From being offered a solid million for her solo sex tape to claiming that it was actually stolen (lol), the saga of Courtney Stodden’s sex tape is finally coming to an end since Vivid chose to release the video today. For those of you keeping track (which I hope to Christ isn’t more than 4 of you), that’s a whole day EARLY! Gee whiz let’s break out the champagne and head to happy hour early, because that’s definitely something worth celebrating. Do you think they’ll let us play the tape on the televisions above the bar? Probably not…but it’s worth asking, right?

The tape itself is an impressive 75 minutes long. I say “impressive” because:

  1. She’s starring in this by herself. Solo. The Lone Ranger.
  2. I can’t even amuse myself for 75 minutes straight, let alone flick my bean for that long

Then again, judging from the clip it looks like the tape isn’t just entirely Courtney Stodden doing weird shit to her vagina. She’s also eating ice cream…and playing in a bath tub? This would classify more as a childhood home video if she were 6 and not 20, but it’s not like I’m her target demographic so what do I know?

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape

You can click HERE to watch the NSFW clip, but be warned: you’ll want your volume kept on mute. Seriously, that voice. It’s like listening to baby screech owls bang it out in an active Furby factory.

[H/T Gawker]


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