Prostitute Debunks 3 Myths About Penis Size
There are scientific studies done about penis size. There are videos of women drawing their ideal penis. There are even see women declaring what the best penis size is and having 3D-printed dicks being made. But enough of these amateur opinions. If you want to know the real deal about boom sticks, you need to ask a professional. Beautiful Blithe is a licensed prostitute, and she gives you her expert opinions about penis size and the myths surrounding them.
Blithe is a very qualified sex worker at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel located in Pahrump, Nevada. For the brothel’s blog, she penned a very informative article titled, “Penis Size Myths Debunked by a Prostitute.”
Right off the bat, Blithe makes a compelling argument why she can provide you with more worthwhile information than any dick study.
Prostitutes are penis experts. There is no other group of professionals – not scientists, not academic researchers, not journalists – that have more experience viewing and handling a large number and wide variety of penises. Additionally, prostitutes are probably the only professional group qualified to comment on how penises of differing sizes and shapes feel when they are inside a woman.
That argument is hard to beat. She then proceeds to take down the three most common myths about penis size.
Myth #1: There is such a thing as an “ideal” penis size
I’ve seen a lot of cocks. They come in all shapes, lengths, widths, and colors. Some bend upwards, some downwards, some curve to the side. Some are almost the size of my forearm, some the size of my thumb. I’ve seen penises with a sharp bend like a water faucet, and penises shaped like a mushroom, with a large head on a smaller shaft. While some online resources will try to trick people into believing that there is such a thing as an “ideal penis,” I’m here to tell you that as long as your penis is healthy, it’s ideal for sex and is capable of pleasing a woman.
While that may be all well and good that all penises are created equal, I think we can all agree that we’d prefer to have the penis the size of a forearm to a ween the size of a thumb.
Myth #2: The size of your penis determines how much you can please a woman
Again, this is false. Having a thick or long cock doesn’t mean you’re automatically great at sex. In my experience what matters most is reading your partner’s body, being sympathetic to her unique needs, and paying attention to what she responds favorably to. No matter what the size, if you apply pressure in the right areas or use the right rhythm it’s going to make her feel good. Also, you can and should use more than just your penis to please a woman. A lot of research has shown that many women can’t achieve orgasm through vaginal penetration alone. That’s why it’s an absolute must to use your mouth and hands during sex, as well as experimenting with toys (a favorite of mine.) To put it simply: when it comes to sexual satisfaction, a big penis is a poor substitute for a compassionate and audacious lover.
So it is true, it ain’t all about the size of the boat, it’s about the motion in the ocean. So fantastic news for you guys with a micropenis, it apparently isn’t a shortcoming.
Myth #3: Women gossip about size
When women do kiss and tell, I’ve found that the focus is almost always on a man’s performance, and not on his penis size at all. We are much more interested in hearing about the experience as a whole. Talking about what tricks or toys were used is a lot more interesting than discussing size. Honestly, when another woman describes good sex to me she’ll very rarely mention the size or appearance of her partner’s penis. Since we’re not all that concerned about a guy’s penis size, maybe men shouldn’t be as concerned as they are about it either.
I believe this wholeheartedly, you need to put on an epic performance. Go balls to the wall, make sure that not only you have a splendid sexual encounter, but also you do the clittle things that make her scream for more.
Now you know, go out there and do wonders with your tiny schmeckle or your curved 9-inch dong.