Eagles Tight End Zach Ertz Has A Girlfriend In The World Cup So Hot I Might Actually Start To Care About Soccer
That goes for all soccer, mind you — men’s soccer, women’s soccer, children’s soccer, the FIFA video games — couldn’t give two shits. But throw some Julie Johnston into the mix? Okay, I might just start watching…albeit in small doses. Let me emphasize that: small small SMALL doses. Doses so small that you may as well not even know they exist.
You know what though? All those small doses add up to one big dose where I watch Julie Johnston and team USA take home the World Cup. Team USA and Julie Johnston FTW.