Former BroBible Ask A Babe columnist Chrissy Teigen rules. Rum rules. Here’s Chrissy Teigen with a peg-leg in a Captain Morgan commercial, because who doesn’t like swimsuit models in short shorts sippin’ grapefruit rum as Paquita Pantalones.
Teigen should be in a Robert Rodriguez as a badass chick pirate who pillages ships for their rum. I’d pay $10 + the price of popcorn to watch it.