This Ridiculously Hot Girl Keeps Getting Banned From Instagram For Posting Too Many Videos Of Her Shaking Her Butt
Every now and then you come across a story where you’re like “Well, our audience would love to read this…but it kind of makes me want to puke. But bringing happiness to readers! But vomit. Hmmmm…” As I’m hoping you’ve already guessed, this is one of those stories. Why? Because the whole “story” here is that a girl named Taisha Marie has been banned not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES from Instagram for posting too many videos of herself shaking her butt. That’s it. That’s the story. No emotional hardship, no “the night is darkest before the dawn” speech right before a giant explosion where her entire family dies in a gruesome yet spectacular display of special effects and CGI, none of that. Just butts.
At the very top you’ll see a compilation of videos that Instagram has already taken down, but if you continue scrolling down you’ll just see clips on clips of her shaking her butt and whatever. I would say more, but I literally spelled out the story for you already: girl shakes butt. Girl gets banned from Instagram. Girl keeps shaking butt anyway.
I’m still in shock I’m getting paid to write about this.