Those aren’t shorts, ladies and gentlemen – that’s a denim skirt. Gross and very 2002 of Heidi Klum, but whatever that’s not the point. Look at her butt! It’s right there, in all it’s model-y spoon-spankin’ glory!
Butts not your thing? No worries, here’s some frontal Heidi Klum sans butt cheeks of any kind: