Earlier tonight, I tweeted that my wife was making me watch Fashion Rocks on CBS. In that tweet I may have mentioned that the broadcast was top-notch fucking torture. Right up there with the times she makes me watch Pioneer Woman on the Food Network. Since I torture her with golf and football coverage all weekend long, I take shit like this in stride. No one said marriage was all smiles and Febreze-scented flatulence. It’s full of frowns and stink face. Proceed with caution, people.
Anyway, the pile of shit took a real turn for the better when Jennifer Lopez and her can hit the stage to do some serious shaking. Here are the highlights.
This helped, but this goddamn show still sucks.