Now Kate Upton Will Probably Never Pose Naked and IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES

by 4 years ago


Why do you guys have to be such assholes? Why can’t you just shut up and appreciate a thing of beauty without running your mouth on Facebook/Twitter/comments sections? Why can’t you respect that Kate Upton is a goddess? Why is NOTHING sacred, even now very remote possibility of seeing Kate Upton’s boobies professionally photographed in all their naked, topless glory?

Here’s what happened: A few weeks ago Kate Upton said she might be down to pose nude someday. Think Playboy, etc, etc. Now she’s backtracking on that statement and IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, readers.

You ruined it for everyone, Internet assholes. In an interview with Details:

Is your voice also the reason why you have stayed away from being photographed naked? Being shot nude by great fashion photographers is very common among famous models like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, and Lara Stone.

For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received. That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.

Stop saying stupid shit about Kate Upton Bros, because you’re screwing it up for all of us. Now you’re stuck with the same damn GIFs for the rest of eternity:


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