If You Love Titties But Hate Third-World Diseases, The Oregon State Library Girl’s Got Something For You
If you are like me — that is to say a Bro with a slight semblance of a conscience — you’ll sometimes feel guilty about masturbating.
Not in jerking off makes baby Jesus cry way, just in a like, shit this is self-serving, I wish I was doing more for the world with my free 15 minutes kind of way.
Like what if whacking off somehow helped raise money for charity? How great would that be?
I think you know where I’m going with this.
Thank the Lord, Kendra Sunderland, BroBible favorite, is here to save the day. And the lives of people less fortunate than us. She wants you to — TONIGHT — jerk off to her while donating money to fight malaria.
She posted this to Instagram:
Hey everyone! I’m so excited to announce that every month I will be doing a fundraising cam event where I cam for a full 24hrs straight to raise money for the charity I chose that month! I’m so happy to say my very first one will be tomorrow evening starting at 5pm (PST) and I will be raising money for the Against Malaria Foundation (AMF) to see what they’re all about check out their website at https://www.againstmalaria.com. So don’t forget!! Tomorrow starting at 5pm (PST) I’ll be on cam at c a m s . c o m and p l a y w i t h m e . c o m for 24hrs! Stop by and say hi!!
Alls I’m saying is that if you masturbate tonight and don’t do this, you are helping contribute to the death of children throughout Africa and South America.
You *can* jerk off with a conscience, and Kendra is here to help.