There’s Another Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Floating Around…But This One’s With A WOMAN
Kendra Wilkinson is famous for exactly two reasons:
1. A sex tape
2. I don’t know, but I’m sure there’s more than one reason
Since I don’t give a shit about reality television or “famous” people who are borderline irrelevant, I had to turn to In Touch Weekly to find out what the deal was with the first Kendra Wilkinson tape. Apparently it was made with her boyfriend Justin Frye back in 2005, but sources are now saying that she filed a second tape that same year, but with a female friend.
As in, yes, a lesbian Kendra Wilkinson tape. Whoop-dee-doo.
Via In Touch Weekly,
Jessica Hall, a friend of Kendra’s, spilled the dirty details to ‘The Sun’ recently, calling her friend a “naughty girl.”
“She let loose, she had fun and she lived a life that she thought was every girl’s fantasy,” she said. “Everybody has a past, and she didn’t choose to put these things out there.
But she won’t care what people say, she’ll deal with it and move on.”
Everyone is aware that this is old news being recycled, right? Reports of a girl-on-girl Kendra Wilkinson tape are as old as 2010, but now they’re getting thrown around again because she’s suddenly relevant for some reason I don’t know. I’m not a fucking encyclopedia, don’t ask me the hard questions and I won’t bullshit you with answers.
Besides, there’s so much lesbian porn on the Internet I don’t see why you need to see Kendra munching carpet in order for your life to feel complete. But whatever, maybe I’m just too cynical when it comes to celebrity / Kendra Wilkinson tapes. I tried watching Kim Kardashian’s and I had to turn it off 5 minutes in because it was so boring. Missionary, Kim? Really? Are we in high school? Gimme some goddamn circus acrobat tricks and THEN I might be able to pay attention.