Is This a List of All the Celebrities Lindsay Lohan Has Hooked-Up With?
Did Lindsay Lohan just pull a Karen Owen? The gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly alleges that this list of Hollywood dude celebrities was created by Lindsay Lohan to brag about all the dudes she’s hooked up with. Among the 36 guys on the list of sexual conquests are some household figures: James Franco, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Heath Ledger, and Joaquin Phoenix. Here’s how In Touch claims they got the list:
“They were giggling and talking s— about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down name after name at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, tells In Touch.
“It was her personal conquest list,” the source says. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
Says the gossip rag, the blacked-out names are of people who are allegedly married. Here’s the fuck-list in full:
Fuck lists! They’re not just for lacrosse players at private schools anymore. A couple of thoughts:
1. Is anyone really surprised to see Justin Timberlake on this list? Back in his single days, that guy could PULL.
2. Wilmer fucking Valderrama.
3. Where the hell did Lohan get a numbered list like this in a hotel? Of course there’d be plenty of stationary to go around at the Beverly Hills Hotel, but a grocery list like this? I’m not so sure… Makes me skeptical of its very legitimacy.
4. Who are the blacked out names? Would it really matter if they were single at one point in the day? Justin Timberlake is hitched, though it’s quite possible he and LiLo banged during his single years.
I’m skeptical it’s legit. Too bad the saga probably won’t play out on her Oprah Network show.
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