Still on the Fence About Doing Lindsay Lohan? Let This Picture Persuade You.

Friday afternoon, I published an article headlined “Look, Alls I’m Saying Is, If Push Came to Shove, You’d Do Lindsay Lohan.”

Here’s a sampling of the naysayers in the comment brigade.

Sorry id take the bullet..seriously this is one fugly, skanky broad, and i wouldnt do her with your dick!

I’d rather hump a cheese grater.

no! one word… freckles!

To those people I say, while I appreciate the discourse on our site, you are wrong. Also, she heard you, and is back today with a better picture.

Sultry. And you would. You totally would.