Who’s Hotter? Megan Fox as April O’Neil or April O’Neil as April O’Neil?

A new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trailer his the web today, getting us more hyped for another childhood-ruiner. Hey! At least it’s produced by Michael Bay.

The trailer has all the hallmarks of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you know and love: Silly kowabunga-esque one-liners, Shredder, Splinter being his weak, fragile-self. And of course… April O’Neil, as played by Megan Fox.

So we ask this question: Who’s hotter – Megan Fox as April O’Neil or April O’Neil herself?

Don’t say “Who?” because you’re just lying to yourself if you don’t know who April O’Neil is.

Turtle power. Let’s kick shell.