Mets Utility Man, Danny Muno, Hit A Home Run By Landing Some Chick Named Sophia Phalen

by 3 years ago



Seeing as how I’m back in Nashville for the holidays visiting my family, you could imagine how fucking jacked up I got after seeing pics of the incredible, drop dead gorgeous Sophia Phalen—who’s dating New York Mets utility man Danny Muno.

After recently getting into Belmont University for Nursing School, Sophia now calls Music City home, meaning there’s a very, outrageously small chance that I will see her somewhere around this town while I’m here.

Of course, she’s off the market now dating a below-average baseball player, but that’s still better than getting hit on by a dude who’s staying with his parents and blogs for a living—but, hey, a dude can dream!

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