So, Mia Khalifa Is Doing Movie Reviews Now And She Has Some Scorching Hot Takes On ‘Dunkirk’

by 2 years ago

The last time we checked on one of our favorite former porn stars Mia Khalifa she was slugging some dude in the face at a Future concert. Prior to that she was getting trolled hard by Celtics fans after they knocked the Wizards out of the playoffs. So needless to say, it’s been an eventful couple of months for her of late.

That being said, she’s still rolling along and now she’s decided to take a crap at YouTube and her first video is her review of the highly-anticipated Chris Nolan film Dunkirk.

To say that Khalifa wasn’t a fan of the film would probably be an understatement…

So tell us how you really felt about the movie, Mia? I mean, it currently sits at a very impressive 93% on Rotten Tomatoes so it can’t be that bad, right?

Apparently Mia had a little trouble understanding the time frame of the movie, commenting, “I didn’t know if this whole thing lasted 23 hours or if the rescue mission took like two and a half months. You never knew what time of day it was, what the fucking temperature was… I’m like, ‘What the fuck is going on?'”

She also had some trouble sorting out the geography, “It was raining in half the scenes and like sunny as shit in the rest. I was so confused about that. Like, were they on different parts of the country?”

World War II history is apparently not Mia’s strong suit.

As for the art direction, she felt that “it looked like the entire film was in the filter Nashville,” but had high praise for Harry Styles, “He wasn’t bad… That was pretty impressive; he had the most dialogue.”

All in all, despite her many criticisms, she gave it a 7 out of 10. Check out her full review below, along with a few obligatory photos from her Instagram account showing what else she’s been up to lately.

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