One might ask, “Why did Miley Cyrus attend Alexander Wang’s New York Fashion Week afterparty topless except for some tiny nipple pasties?”
But I think the better question would be, “Why didn’t everyone do that?” At least it would be if you lived in whatever world Miley Cyrus lives in.
Just for the record, Miley didn’t start out the night wearing just nipple pasties. Prior to basically going full-on topless Cyrus actually had a shirt on. Granted it was a see-through shirt so you could still see her pasties, but a shirt nonetheless. She’s not a TOTAL heathen, people.