Porn Stars Read ‘Oh, The Places You’ll Go!’ And Make It All Sexual ‘N Stuff

by 5 years ago

It’s graduation season, which means cliche readings of Dr. Seuss’s Oh The Places You Can Go to high schoolers and, sadly, even questionably literate college graduates. Since porn stars love doing things for the Internet’s attention that aren’t actually porn, a massive group of adult entertainers read a very, very sexualized version of the graduation classic.

The “sometimes playing lonely games too” line means something TOTALLY different when a porn star reads it looking into your eye. Yes, she’s talking about fapping, Bros.