Jumping Jehosaphat! Paulina Gretzky Is Pregnant With Dustin Johnson’s Baby

paulina gretzky is pregnant

In a wild turn of events, Paulina Gretzky is pregnant with Dustin Johnson’s baby.The Great One’s daughter shared this news with the world via her Instagram account last night, because that’s how we operate in 2014.

Now, I don’t want to completely erase the chance that Paulina Gretzky isn’t pregnant, but unless she’s lying and this is merely an attempt to cover up the fact that she started binge eating out of grief over Dustin Johnson’s “self-imposed” PGA hiatus, SHE PREGNANT.

PAULINA GRETZKY IS PREGNANT. Let that sink in.

Welp, we’ve lost another one, but we had a nice ride with Paulina while it lasted. Congrats to these two crazy kids.