Dude, I don’t know why you clicked on this–your sex game is mint. Don’t let anyone tell you its not. Your triceps are strong enough to hold yourself up in missionary for longer than 3 minutes without needing to lay on her chest and thrust into her like a jellyfish having a seizure. Your hog is like a piece of pizza crust because it gets harder overnight. You know exactly when to speed it up and slow it down like a Soul Cycle instructor. You make girls come like Starbucks on the first day of Pumpkin Spiced latte season. The only thing I’d suggest is soundproofing your walls because it pains me to hear you crying after sex.
Never overlook the comment section treasure.
And the 2016 Tough Guy Award goes to…….
Farmer Nate fucks for Farmer Nate. What an inspiration.