Robin Thicke Is The Ultimate King Of Comebacks With His New 19-Year-Old Model Girlfriend Who Is HOT As FUCK
I don’t give a shit about Robin Thicke or his ex-wife Paula Patton. When the two got divorced earlier this year and Thicke went on to make a shitty break-up album that approximately 3.5 people bought and listened to, I laughed because kicking people when they’re down is fun. Who doesn’t love seeing the mighty fail miserably?
Well goddamn Robin Thicke, you’ve clearly bounced back.
According to the Daily Mail,
Speculation about the 37-year-old’s relationship with model April Love Geary has stepped up a notch after the brunette beauty reportedly posted a selfie online from the comfort of the Blurred Lines hitmaker’s bed. According to TMZ, April – who is believed to be 19 and is signed to top model agency IMG – uploaded a snap of her relaxing in the huge bedroom while enjoying a coffee in early October. Eagle-eyed fans spotted that the inside of the room matched up to the estate agent images of the Los Angeles property he once shared with his ex-wife after it was put on the market for almost $3m in July… The images have now been removed from April’s Instagram account.
I could go on to tell you about how the two were reportedly seen leaving Leonardo DiCaprio’s 40th birthday party together, or how Thicke’s been seen picking up April and taking her for a spin in his car, but do you care? No. Do I care? No. All I wanna do is check out these photos of April and wish I was Robin Thicke. Believe me, I never thought I’d be saying that in a million years.