Bro, Do U Even Save The Whales? Because You Can Save The Whales By Watching Videos On Pornhub Right Now

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Bro, do you really want to live in a world without whales? Are you cool with sitting by idly and watching porn while Japan continues to murder whales every year with impunity? You can take a stand, you CAN SAVE THE WHALES, and you can do so all by watching videos on Pornhub for the next five days.

As part of the Pornhub Cares initiative, the philanthropic wing of adult video website Pornhub, between now (10am on February 9th, 2016) through February 13th Pornhub will be making donations to a save the whales charity for every video watched on their website. For every 2,000 videos watched on Pornhub between now and February 13th Pornhub will be making a donation of 1 cent. That might not sound like very much to you, but once you consider that Pornhub users are streaming 75GB per second of video those numbers REALLY begin to add up.

They’ve set up a 100% SAFE FOR WORK landing page for the ‘Save The Whales’ charity drive, you can see a glimpse of that here:



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With World Whale Day coming up on February 13th, Pornhub has pledged to help save the whales by donating 1 cent for every 2000 videos viewed on the site, from February 8th -13th to whale conservation efforts. All proceeds will be going to The Moclips Cetological Society, a non-profit organization dedicated to saving the whales through knowledge and conservation based out of Washington. Sperm whales, humpback whales, we love them all! So please help us save the ocean’s gentle giants.

So how do you do your part to save the whales? Well, I just mentioned that, didn’t I? All you have to do is watch Pornhub videos throughout the rest of the week and you’re doing your part to make a difference in the world! World Whale Days is the day before Valentine’s Day, this Saturday, so you have until then to REALLY DRIVE UP THOSE VIEWS and get in as much money for this Save The Whales charity drive as your body can handle!

And if you’re looking for more information, here’s the FULL PRESS RELEASE:

NEW YORK, N.Y. (Feb. 9, 2016) – Today, Pornhub, the premier online destination for adult entertainment, announced the launch of its newest initiative, Pornhub Cares’ Save the Whales campaign. Launching in commemoration for World Whale Day on February 13, the company’s latest philanthropic endeavor will be a month-long fundraising and awareness movement dedicated to the preservation of big beautiful whales worldwide, including the endangered sperm whale which is especially dear to Pornhub.

As part of the campaign, Pornhub will donate 1 cent for every 2000 video views on the site through February 29. The funds generated will go to the Washington-based Moclips Cetological Society, a non-profit organization devoted to protecting whales (and all other cetacean species) through knowledge and conservation.

The Moclips Cetological Society has been an active agent of change among academics and philanthropists within the whale preservation community for many years. Since the organization’s inception, they have initiated the Northwest Regional Orca Survey, and founded the Whale Museum in Friday Harbor, WA, and is involved in many other major research groups. The MCS has also published a plethora of books and scientific articles pertaining to whales and their conservation open to free public access for those willing to learn more.

“Humans are not the only mammals that engage in sexual activities for reasons other than procreation,” said Ken Balcomb, president of Moclips Cetological Society. “Cetaceans – whales, dolphins and porpoises – are very sexual animals and have evolved a variety of fascinating social life histories beyond simple procreation. Although our primary goal is to ensure effective conservation for cetacean species, our academic goal is to educate the public about their social and biological lifestyles that readers might find very interesting.”

After nearly a century of commercial whaling and overfishing, there has been a major decline in the population of whales, which play a very important role in the health of our environment and our understanding of marine mammals. This is why it’s imperative that the environmental community continue its fight on all levels to help end the destruction, and why Pornhub has jumped in.

“Here at Pornhub, we care deeply about the environment and the preservation of wildlife,” said Corey Price, VP, Pornhub. “We’re now asking our community turn their attention to – and help save – a different type of blowhole, one that belongs to a majestic species that once swelled in numbers throughout the oceans before commercial industries initiated their demise.”

As part of the campaign, Pornhub has set up a landing page that will direct all traffic to the main site, and via an active tracking counter, be able to clock the amount of users, videos, and funds being accrued in real-time as folks look to blow their loads for a good cause.  

Save the Whales is the latest initiative for Pornhub Cares, Pornhub’s official philanthropic division. Past Pornhub Cares initiatives include its Christy Mack collection, a limited edition clothing line to support the fight against domestic violence; Save the Boobs, its Breast Cancer awareness campaign; the awarding of a $25,000 Scholarship; Save the Balls, its Testicular Cancer awareness campaign; and Give America Wood, its Arbor Day campaign. For more information about Pornhub Cares and its past initiatives, please visit: (SFW).

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