These Are The Top 15 Countries Whose Women Have The Largest Natural Breasts In The World, According To Science
Boobs: they’re what’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you’re a baby or an adult with a sex addiction, but which country should you live in if you’re looking to motorboat the biggest natural breasts possible? According to a recent study published in The Journal of Female Health Sciences, that prestigious award goes to the United Fuckin’ States of America, where I have to assume we came in first because over 35% of our population is obese and tits are literally made out of fat:
Almost 400,000 women from around the globe were measured for the study, with Caucasian Americans coming in with the highest breast volume measuring in at larger than a D-cup. Even non-Caucasian Americans still beat out most other countries, ranking in at third place with around a C-cup.
And, despite my earlier lamentation of how fat the United States has become, apparently researchers found that obesity did not play a large part in the relative size of breasts, with the average breast volume “found to be large regardless of body weight, with even athletic and slim women being large-breasted.”
Bad news for the smallest breasted countries, who now can’t point at the U.S. and say we have giant boobs solely because we’re plump x500:
[H/T Daily Mail]