10 creepy ‘Inside the Vatican Magazine’ covers

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The Papal conclave begins today, and we have the perfect supplemental coverage. It’s Inside the Vatican Magazine. Yes, that’s a real publication, and some of their covers are as creepy as you’d imagine. It has an impressive circulation of 15,000 people. That may not sound like much, but who wants to read about the Roman Curia? According to the detectives at Wikipedia, many readers are anti-Catholics keeping tabs on the holiest of holiest.

All images are from Inside the Vatican’s website. No photoshopping necessary.

10 God loves bondage or rodeos.
Inside the Vatican Magzine oct05

9 Longing for something alright.
Inside the Vatican Magzine feb07

8 Stop staring at Jesus’ junk.
Inside the Vatican Magzine mar07

7 Yes, children, yes. Group hug.
Inside the Vatican Magzine jun07

6 Do me horsey style!
Inside the Vatican Magzine mar08

5 Black Jesus is not impressed.
Inside the Vatican Magzine jun08

4 When you make it legal, duh.
Inside the Vatican Magzine may09

3 Tell and you’ll go to hell.
Inside the Vatican Magzine jun09

2 Nazi Jesus will save you.
Inside the Vatican Magzine dec10

1 Jafar in his old man disguise.
Inside the Vatican Magzine Dec06