10 creepy ‘Inside the Vatican Magazine’ covers

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The Papal conclave begins today, and we have the perfect supplemental coverage. It’s Inside the Vatican Magazine. Yes, that’s a real publication, and some of their covers are as creepy as you’d imagine. It has an impressive circulation of 15,000 people. That may not sound like much, but who wants to read about the Roman Curia? According to the detectives at Wikipedia, many readers are anti-Catholics keeping tabs on the holiest of holiest.

All images are from Inside the Vatican’s website. No photoshopping necessary.

10 God loves bondage or rodeos.

9 Longing for something alright.

8 Stop staring at Jesus’ junk.

7 Yes, children, yes. Group hug.

6 Do me horsey style!

5 Black Jesus is not impressed.

4 When you make it legal, duh.

3 Tell and you’ll go to hell.

2 Nazi Jesus will save you.

1 Jafar in his old man disguise.