7 things that suck about Belgium, ranked

Here I rank seven things about Belgium that suck. You’re welcome America. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

7. Ugly Belgian houses (seriously, there’s a Tumblr)

6. They have one of the highest tax rates in the world

5. Belgians are cheap

4. It is the most boring place in the world

3. The BMI was invented there (and that thing sucks and doesn’t make sense)

2. They don’t have enough McDonald’s


1. Brussel Sprouts