Keg stands aren’t just for kids anymore. When a hard-drinking celebration is in order, even grandpa wants in on the action.
Doing a keg stand is standard protocol in college. Where there’s a keg, someone is bound to go inverted. While it’s a fun way to drink, the real reason I always wanted to do one was because it’s a surefire way to skip the line. Once someone starts yelling that a guy’s about to do a keg stand, the seas part faster than the ladies legs close. Yes, contrary to Cocktail, women aren’t actually impressed. I can promise you, though, that every guy in that room (wedding?) was impressed when old man river went legs up.