Adults attempting to decode millennial slang is an exercise in futility

Writing words on the Internet I’m typically more abreast of whatever the millennial slang du jour is, but even some of these went right over my head.

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Back in my day all we had to do was change the spelling of something and that was enough, visualize whirled peas, phat, phunky….why do we have to completely chop apart words now? Is this what the damned iPhones have done to these whippersnappers? Texting is killing the English language. Get off my damned lawn!!!!!!

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