And this is why we don’t put our heads in crocodiles’ mouths

by 5 years ago

Some Thai show at a zoo featured a guy putting his body inside a crocodile’s mouth. Spoiler alert: Crocodile is not amused.

Holy shit I don’t even know what I’d do if this happened to me but I bet the answer wouldn’t be “Walking off calmly to seek treatment” and would look more like “Shitting my pants violently and eating Chocodiles as some sort of misguided quest for vengeance.” But hey, to each their own.