Kelsey Grammer has been keeping some secrets from humanity. In the vein of that “Exploding Actresses” thing we posted a week back, here’s the first “episode” of Laser Frasier, created by Peter Javidpour. Kelsey Grammer plays Dr. Frasier Crane, a Seattle psychologist who can also shoot lasers from his eyes. When a congressional candidate comes to see him with a bizarre story, can Frasier figure out what’s really going on? Or will some poor sucker need to get their head exploded? I hope this guy makes a million more of these things.