Baboons need love, too. Reporter Sabrina Rodriguez learned that firsthand when a baboon grabbed her boob and held on lovingly for the rest of her live news report.
I’m sure that if they’re keeping this baboon out with a reporter, she must have been safe. But if I had this yellow toothed monster grabbing on any organ of mine, I would be afraid of the 40 percent chance he would rip it off and hold it up like Simba in The Lion King.
(via The Big Lead)