This morning I rolled out of my bed, headed to the fridge and ate some leftover chicken wings. On the way I pulled a hamstring. It was a sad, sad state of affairs. I’m not proud of myself. In other news, Iowa tackle Brandon Scherff hang-cleaned 443-lbs for three reps. He’s in better shape than me.
True story: I don’t know how he did this. Like, I know how, I watched him do it and everything but I guess what I’m trying to say is that Brandon Scherff is a mutant. He’s not a human. He may look and talk like a human but deep down he’s an X-Men.