We can all relate to this epic video of a guy trying to avoid vomiting on an NYC subway
FYI I used epic in the headline in the old school sense: This is a battle as old as time. Guy, too drunk, trying so hard to avoid vomiting. Man versus his own limitations. Will he win out? Watch and find out.
Normally, I would warn you that he absolutely was going to vomit but, sorry, the joy of this whole thing is the will-he-won’t-he dramatic tension.
The hell did this guy eat, though? Just pounding chili and burgers before booting? That vomit is brown and beautiful like Maya Angelou.*
*Sorry, Maya Angelou. I know you’re a loyal reader here.
(via Barstool NY)