There was a raccoon in the stands during yesterday’s Cowboys-Bengals game. No, I’m not making this up. At some point the raccoon became “disruptive” and one brave soul tried to carry it out. Not surprisingly, he was bit in the process and is currently undergoing treatment for rabbis.
Again, just to review, a potentially rabid raccoon somehow made its way unnoticed into a stadium of 65,000 people. This is Ohio’s answer to monkey in IKEA, though this creature’s not nearly as cool nor fashionable.