Czech dating site ad features a sex doll committing suicide is a Czech dating site that’s apparently full of classy gentlemen. How classy? The men on their dating site apparently have sex dolls that commit suicide when they find out the guys have upgraded to “real” women.

Here’s hoping the women of the Czech Republic never come across this ad. If there’s one thing women are guaranteed not to respond to, it’s knowing that they’re your rebound after leaving hundreds of unsanitary loads inside a human-shaped whoopie cushion. (via Jezebel)