Maybe your dad is awesome. That’s totally cool. But there’s no shame in admitting that this dad is just sliiightly more awesome based on his reaction to his son telling him that he failed another driving test.
I’m big on this dad’s stances toward both profanity and charming women to get ahead in life. I’m 29 years old and really have no need for a parental figure at this point but is it too late to get him to adopt me? I’m willing to give significantly valuable Father’s Day gifts in return.