There are just so many things on a daily basis that I see people obliviously attempt to get away with, of which they actually have less than no shot. For instance: silent farts in the office.
No, your farts in the office are not silent, and how that comes as a surprise to you is truly shocking. Also, stop trying to get on board with high fashion. Even fashion designers don’t understand high fashion, it’s terrible and it’s a plague on society. Seriously everyone, just give this crap up.