Big fat bulldogs are supposed to be chill. But when this woman tried to tell her dog that she wanted to rename her “Buttkiss,” the dog did not take it so well. Dog’s got no time for your BS, lady.
In fairness, this poor bulldog is already kind of fat and sloppy, not exactly the most feminine traits. She sees her female dog friends looking like supermodels, greyhounds, yellow labs, just sauntering about slender and elegant. So she’s probably already got a complex. Then you’re going to throw in a name like “Buttkiss,” the only positive spin on it is that maybe she got it because she looks like Chicago Bears Hall of Famer Dick Butkus? That’s just cruel. Not positive body image at all, no sir.