Drunk guy hangs on power lines until he falls in dramatic fashion

A drunk Chinese man suspended himself thirty feet above the street in Linfen in northern China. After hanging from the power lines for 15 minutes, he plunged to the ground below.

Fortunately, officials were speedy to the scene and had a safety net for his retrieval. According to the Daily Mail, he told a reporter on the scene that he had drank so much because he was in a bad mood. Nothing brightens your day quite like risking electrocution and risking plummeting 30 feet to serious injury or death. It’s like hugging kittens, really.