8 dumbest things on restaurant menus

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Dumbest Things Restaurant Menu

Dinner Series, Flickr

Just because something is on TV doesn't mean its true and just because something is on a restaurant menu, it doesn't mean that the chef's creation is worthy of it being there. Here are some stupid foods that might taste decent, but are held back from reaching their true potential.

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Lobster Mac Cheese

kurmanstaff, Flickr

People who love lobster don't order it in mac n' cheese. How do I know this? Because lobster is a sweet, delicate and expensive treat. When you eat it with the powerful deliciousness that is mac n' cheese you're wasting all the subtle flavor of the lobster. Show me a lobster mac n' cheese that has balanced flavor and I'll show you some lobster and some mac n' cheese and ask that you please keep them separate.

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Small Plates

allesok, Flickr

Small plates are for ladies who primarily want to eat wine for dinner. I love the idea of tapas, but you and I both know that restaurant owners are just trying to make us feel hip and trendy while stealing our hard earned money for yes, little plates of food that are barely shareable, even as appetizers.

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Meat Fruit Salad

Dinner Series, Flickr

The only salad I can think of that has meat, fruit and vegetables all together in harmony is a mandarin orange chicken salad. Besides that, strawberries and chicken don't belong together, pork doesn't go with blueberries and steak does not go with kiwi. Yes, restaurants make salads like these. If you need meat, fruit and vegetables together, then do a cooked entree like a roast with apples, onions and brussel sprouts.

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Shrimp Pizza

naotakem, Flickr

Shrimp and pizza are delicious, just not together. What you're actually paying for is overcooked shrimp enveloped in greasy cheese and probably some type of ridiculous vegetable topping like asparagus when the shrimp would be much better served over pasta or as an appetizer. For the love of pizza, don't top it with shellfish.

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mdid, Flickr

Why eat a nasty organ when you can just have pate'? The exception to this is foie gras which tastes amazing because the ducks are fattened through force feeding. Actually, that's terrible...now I'm depressed.

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Fusion Cuisine pic

Calgary Reviews, Flickr

Fusion cuisine is full of great ideas that are hardly ever executed the right way. And no, fusion is not just offering two different types of cuisines at a single eatery. Cheeseburgers in pizza crust is a good example. Unless you're trying to kill yourself with poor American cuisine choices, crust is usually best when filled with dough or mozzarella cheese on occasion. But Tex Mex is the biggest exception to the shitty reputation of fusion cuisine. Fuck yeah, Tex Mex!

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Turkey Burger

SocialMediarts.com, Flickr

I like turkey, but unless it's Thanksgiving or you're ordering a deli sandwich, there's never any reason to get turkey when you can just get chicken or beef. So dishes like Guy Fieri's turkey tequila fettucine could probably be made better by using chicken instead. And taking the tequila out of the dish and putting it into a shot glass. Seriously, what the fuck is that all about? And as far as turkey burgers go...sure they're good, but you know what's better? Beef burgers. And here's the rub, ground turkey is often not any healthier than beef, though it's marketed as if it is.

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Chocolate Lava Cake

raramaurina, Flickr

Dude, just make a souffle.

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