Early 90s Barbie-ish mommy doll features a spring loaded baby inside

How can you improve on the simple majesty of a knockoff Barbie doll? By billing it as a “Mommy To Be” Doll and spring-loading a baby inside. It’s just like real motherhood!

I especially enjoyed the part in which the doll immediately returns to fighting shape after you eject the baby out. Ladies can learn a thing or two from this doll. One second you’re in your third trimester, the next you look like a sorority girl who’s been drinking a little too much her freshman year.

Let’s remarket this one as the Casey Anthony doll and call it a day. (via Boing Boing)