How can you turn shoving five types of birds into a pig and other vintage Epic Meals into an altruistic endeavor? By giving it to the Someone Cares Kitchen in California. Even gluttony has a holiday spirit.
It probably would have been a bit too exploitative but I would have greatly enjoyed seeing more of the reactions of the homeless people who get low quality food instead being gifted a ridiculously garish stuffed turkey and that fast food lasagna. The look of excitement and abject horror would have been something rarely seen.