Ex-girlfriend’s teary voicemail sounds a lot like a whale

by 7 years ago

The combination of this depressingly mushy voicemail and the pictures of a whale every time the girl makes a whale-sounding cry made me laugh way harder than it should. You will probably feel the same way.

People with bad laughs get a lot of flak but I feel like people with awful cries should, too. Just because you’re sad is no excuse to sound ridiculous. Stop blubbering (literally, in this girl’s case).