Sorry, American Horror Story. You should just quit now. Listen, I don’t want to judge anybody. If you’re a dude and you want to stick your dinger into a skeleton that barely has any skin left on it and is best friends with Abraham Lincoln, more power to you. You can do whatever you want with your dick, bro. But when TLC makes a TV show about you, something is wrong. Meet Extreme Cougar Wives, the horrifying new show about age-separated couples. If you’re ready for some seriously awkward stuff, watch this horrifying preview.Extreme Cougar Wives premieres November 25th.