People being speared through chairs, constant attempts to break it up from hapless employees…yep, this fight at a Texas pizza place during a kid’s birthday party is pro wrestling come to life.
According to news reports, the fight began when “a nearby woman was swearing, a young man told her to stop, she hit him, and he body-slammed her onto a table.” So, you know, totally legit reasons.
Well, I guess since the pizza place didn’t have a ball pit or a kid play area, this is the next best thing. Happy birthday, child who’ll undoubtedly grow up with serious baggage!
PS Fun game to play is “Count the scared white people” here. Break it out during your Super Bowl parties!