Congratulations, Florida! You Should Be Very Proud Of This Mug Shot
Hallandale, Florida resident, Arie Patterson was arrested last Thursday on a suspicion of theft charge. This is his mug shot, which…is… classic Florida. And very interesting.
I have so many questions about it.
How did it get there?
Why does it look so fresh?
Does the splatter behind him mean this happen during the photo?
Did you know that blowing yellow loads could mean you have a prostate infection?
Is this Arie Patterson’s style icon?