Thinking of putting an end to the magic life-giving powers of your semen? If you’re in Cape Cod, now’s the time to do it. Because you can get a free pizza if you use the Urology Associates of Cape Cod! What a deal!
Personally, I base all of my important medical decisions on the question “Will I be given a free pizza?” That’s why I never got checked out for those concussions the doctors thought I had. No free pizza no diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii