Dogs are supposed to hate baths with a passion. But not this golden retriever. He loves it like a mom in a sitcom finally getting a day away from her kids. You’re creepin’ me out, dog.
Maybe this is just the next evolution of the common dog. First they’re going to start enjoying baths, then they’re going to start wearing napkins around their necks before we feed them, until it all concludes with them finally realizing that we have to pick up their dumps and start staring smugly at us while we do it. The dogs are coming for us and this guy is the Caesar of Planet of the Apes leading the charge.