Good news everyone! David Clowney doesn’t have AIDS

by 7 years ago

Don’t know David Clowney? He’s a marginally used wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills, formerly of the Jets. And he’s completely lacking in HIV cells in his body! Yayyyyyy!


I was pretty panicked until I saw this tweet floating around. Much of my days are spent questioning the status of sexually transmitted diseases in the bodies of hardly-used NFL players, worrying about how their zest for unprotected sex could affect their non-play on the field. Once I know Legedu Naanee is alright, I can rest easy tonight.

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